Famous Tweeters

•July 13, 2009 • Leave a Comment

by Dahni

© Copyright 7/13/09

all rights reserved

Have you ever heard or read, There is nothing new under the sun?”

Nothing could be truer said, especially with regards to Twitter and Tweets. Many famous people have been Tweeting, years ago.

Descartes the famous philosopher often Tweeted among friends.

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William Shakespeare, playwright and poet, compiled many of his Tweets and they became some of his most famous sonnets.

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And then, who can forget the great genius and mathematician, Albert Einstein? He invented Tweeting!

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Of course, there were those familiar sayings coined in the 60’s like: “Tweet On,” “Up with Tweets,” and “Power to the Tweeters,” among many others.

Speaking of the 60’s, remember the Beatles song, also sung by Joe Cocker,I get by with a little Tweet from my friends.” Or does this bring back memories, Jimmy Buffet, Wasting away in Tweeterville?”

Surely you remember the Walt Disney characters, Tweet-L-D and Tweet-L-Dum?

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Everyone is getting into the whole Tweeter Nation now and that includes MasterCard® Just yesterday (I might have seen the following):

New Blackberry® phone – $489.00

New Apple® iPhone – $678.00

Twitter – N/C

Tweets -

Priceless

I leave you with this one final thought-

Tweet, It’s not just for Breakfast Anymore!” :)

Dahni

Twitter-pated

•June 4, 2009 • Leave a Comment

By Dahni

© Copyright 6/4/09

all rights reserved

http://www.Twitter.com

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”I’m Twitter-pated”

Thumper


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I am excited about Twitter.

“How Tweet it is!

–Jackie Gleason-

It seems like we’ve become a Twitter-nation. With so many tweeters, it’s almost next to impossible to find yourself or to be found. After awhile, we all start to look the same. Is this bath night? Breath mint anyone? Gotta go, Tweet me.

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A sea of endless Tweeters

What must we do to stand out from the rest of the crowd?

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March to the ‘tweet’ of a different drum

And the Twitter phenomenon is not just here, it’s gone global.

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Global-Twitter-ization

Twitter is a great way to make contact with others. Some may not appreciate the 140 character maximum to send a ‘Tweet,’ but personally, I love the brevity. There are a lot of tips and tricks, images, widgets, and even books to purchase for all Twitters that want their tweets to be really tweet, I mean sweet. If you have a really long URL and no room to post your tweet, check out these FREE sites:

http://www.tinyurl.com

or

http://bit.ly/

As ‘cool’ as Twitter is, it’s not without some potential problems. It seems like so many are ‘following’ others and so many others may be ‘following’ you. Some use programs, applications, widgets and software to get followers. Others pay to get followers or solicit you to pay them to get followers. Some have others tweet for them or set up an account, just to see if they can get enough followers, to make it worth their while to tweet.

I follow people I know; people that I like; people that I am interested in and those whose content I find useful. Then, there are others that I don’t particularly care for, but I want or need to know, what they are up to. I would like to think that this all means that I check in with those I follow on a regular basis; send them direct messages or reply to their tweets because, I have read them. Come on, people that follow 1,000’s of others (+ more), who is kidding who? Do you really check in, reply to their tweets or send them direct messages regularly? Maybe you have one of those software/widget thingies that I call Automatic Tweeters? Come on, 1,000’s of followers? Does  this not sound like a big ego or low self-esteem? If it is legit, I guess you need your own Twitter Response Team, just to keep up with all your Tweets.

Well, here we are in Tweetsville or Tweettown, all tweeting up a storm with our tweets.

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Here we are? Who Are We? Are we really here?

In the image above, we are all sitting in some Twitter-cafe or Tweet-theater, holding up pictures of ourselves. But they may or may not be who we really are. And our names might be real or made up or we are actually using our not-real names as our user names like, I am Not Dahni. or Not the Real Dahni etc. Some are not even here, but who would know this? They are having someone tweet for them or they are sending in their tweets by phone, but their real or not-real pictures are siting on empty seats.

Yes, we have these little icons to represent us. Some have a profile and others do not. Some have masked or hidden the names of their web sites and if you click on the links, you just might find yourself inside an adult content site, with nude pictures. Ahhhhhh for some and oooooops for others, I guess.

Perhaps you are famous or a person of note and want your privacy and don’t want people to stalk you? Well, didn’t all of us go ‘public,’ the moment we walked out of our private lives and into a public forum? Hey, if we don’t want others snooping around, we can always block them or just stay home. And this would mean that the Blackberries, iPhones, other phones and our pooters’ are OFF.

With the popularity of Twitter exploding, there are other things we need to be aware of.

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Hackers – Spammers – Vultures

(poor little helpless Tweeter)

Note: Isn’t spam, hacking, solicitation and even people bugging us, the price we pay for FREE? And language? Whew – hashmarks, abbreviations, code and so forth? Is this really a language? I am starting to hear people speak in Twitter-speak too. Soon, maybe our official languages will reflect this? I can’t wait for the signs posted outside of shops to read:

Twitter-speak spoken here.” :)

It seems to me that the Twitter bird is the Blue Bird of Hapiness? Are other birds allowed, say like a woodpecker? By the way, have you ever wondered if a woodpecker ever gets a migraine headache? Hmmmm?

TwitterBirdFor me, I am what I am, and what you see is what you get. I am really Dahni. Dahni1 on Twitter. Yep, I’m a Twitter and a Tweeter, because to me, this is more than another social network thingy. It’s a great way to Tweet to others quickly, about something fun, cool, and informative or to provide links to some beneficial content. Lickety-split too! It’s an art form!

Follow me if you’d like, but realize that I might not lead. Try to lead me, but I just might not follow. Why not walk beside me and be my tweety-friend!

Please never drive while Tweeting and Tweet responsibly. :)

Thank you for listening. You may now return to your regularly scheduled tweeting program.

Tweet – Tweet – Tweet!

Tweet on,

Dahni

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Twitter Tips & My Agenda

•June 7, 2009 • 3 Comments

by Dahni

© Copyright 6/7/09

all rights reserved

It is believed, like opinions, everyone has an agenda. What is my agenda in using Twitter.com in connecting with others?

Agenda1 To understand my Twitter Agenda, one must first understand the stated purpose of Twitter.

“Twitter is a service for friends, family, and co-workers

to communicate and stay connected through the exchanges of

quick, frequent answers to one simple question:

What are you doing?

www. Twitter.com

Limited to posting just 140 maximum characters, Twitter forces one to be brief, which I find to be a great feature. Time is important to all of us. Important content can be suggested as a link to that content. Two FREE services: www.TinyUrl.com & http://bit.ly/ are to shorten the URL, which allow users to condense long Web addresses that may exceed the maximum character allowance per post or ‘Tweet.’ Both services condense these long URLS to around 25 characters. However, if either service is ‘down’ for any reason, it would not be possible to condense the URLS or the condensed URLS might not work for others that click on them. One could use both services, for their ‘tweets,’  but this would mean about 50 characters out of the 140 allowed would be spent. Twitter would be well advised to host their own URL shorten service.

One’s profile is important as it allows one to upload a picture and key in information about themselves for others. It allows one to show their web site or blog URLS for others to click on IF they so desire.

While on the subject of uploading pictures, what is this Agenda2 , other than your default picture on Twitter, because you are new or you are trying to hide who you are? Get a real picture of yourself or your business logo uploaded ASAP or ask someone to help. And just who are you anyway?  There are all kinds of strange profile pictures, user names, web sites, blogs and email addresses shown, not just on Twitter, but all over the Internet. Some of this is to hide one’s true identity and some is for some misguided idea of protecting one’s privacy. I really don’t get this whole privacy thing, I REALLY, REALLY DON’T!

If one is so concerned about privacy, what are they doing on the Internet in the first place, other than to disguise their true intentions or identities, for so-called good reasons or not so good? There is no such thing as security on the Internet, despite any claims that this exists. Sooner or later, hackers can find a way to hack and spammers can find a way to spam. If we do not want to take the risks, then don’t take the risks of placing your stuff on the Internet. Block people, ‘follow’ people you know or trust based on some experience with them. Do not list your email or post your updates publicly (for all eyes to see).

If privacy is really an issue, speak or write to the person personally. If it is possible, go see them or simply put, go-see-um.’ Use the telephone, snail mail, email or tin cans and string.

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Just make sure you are not in earshot, being picked up by satellite, zoom camera with long distance microphone, smart carrier pigeons or someone has tapped into your string with an alligator clip and extra string to their can. Privacy though important and should be protected, it kind of gets ridiculous when we are in public.

There is nothing in life for FREE. Someone or something pays for everything we get for FREE and it will always cost us something in return like spam, wasting your time or actually spending time engaging the brain, if the content is beneficial or important to us.

Some do not have web sites or blogs and that’s OKEY DOKEY by me, but I take exception to those that use the URL shorten web sites mentioned above, to mask their true intentions. One could click on these condensed URLS given by TinyUrl.com or bt.ly, only to find some adult site, something you have no interest in or something that has nothing to do with the profile of the member. Twitter should not allow URL condensers to mask or hide the true identity of a  web location.

For those that would like to custom design their own Twitter background, the process is quite easy. Most computer users view a page size of 768 X 1024 pixels. Make your background image this size. Twitter uses a fixed overlay which is nearly center of the background images, so most of the background will not be seen. If you would like something visible and/or readable (text), to the viewer, the open space on the left side and the right are each 120 pixels wide by the height of your page or 768 pixels.

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So position your image/text so that it is 120 X 768 of your 768 X 1024 background image.

Another great feature of Twitter is the ability to automatically update other social networks and web sites when you post or ‘tweet’ from your Twitter account. Instructions are pretty clear in the help sections and other tips can be found by Googling Twitter helps, tips etc. Also look for twitter widgets or little apps (applications) that can be used to show your latest Twitter ‘tweets’ on your web sites, blogs and other social networks like LinkedIn, Plaxo, and Facebook etc. For examples of how I use these apps and java script, see:

http://www.dahni.com/ContactUs.htm

Access to twitter by the Internet or through the use of cell phones is really cool and a time saver. With the right setup and apps (applications), you can post or tweet to your Twitter account and have it update to your other stuff and that’s pretty neat! We all are busy or get busy at times and may not have the time to update all our other stuff directly, so this fills our absence until we like Larry the Cable Guy says can, “Git-er-done!”

I sincerely hope these tips are beneficial to you!  :)

My Twitter Agenda is perhaps no different than that of anyone else and our reasons for connecting to others may be as old as when people first started populating the earth. We want to connect with others and know the latest stuff. We want to find stuff and share stuff. We want to connect with others that share similar goals and dreams as we do. We want others to know about our stuff. We want our own voice and place in the world. That’s pretty much it; what we always wanted throughout history and in the present time.

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I am no different than most people. Most people want to get paid for what they love to do. So do I, but rather than constantly trying to sell you something or bug you, I have placed links in my profile on Twitter and all my web sites and blogs. I would hope that I have something to offer almost anyone and that you would check out the links I have provided.

What I am into’ or interested in is pretty plain and clear to see on my profile, the background image on my Twitter page; other web sites and the several blogs I write. Notice I wrote the words “I write.” I do NOT write for anyone as in I am paid to write. I know I said nothing is free, but these blogs only cost you your time if you stay there for any length of time.

The possibility exists that it might be a waste of your time. And then again, it might be useful, beneficial, cause a smile or some other ‘good’ emotional feeling. The time spent on my content just might cause one to engage their brain and mind and to THINK. It just might pop a neuron and get someone inspired to DO something beneficial for others. Did you catch the words, “DO something…?”

Do NOT just follow, join another group and never get involved. How is one supposed to know whether you like their stuff or not? Oh, we can use counters to see how many people follow or show up, but counters are limited. Consider these examples: Counters cannot show how long one stayed or if ALL the content was read or if they looked at all the ‘purty pit-chures.’  Counters cannot show if the content inspired you to take out the trash, walk the dog, throw stuff or leave a comment and things like that?

Here are a few lines from some poem; its title and the person who wrote it, I cannot recall.

“If some praise is due em,’ now is the time to slip it to them,

for they cannot read their tombstone when they’re gone.”

-unknown-

The point being, if you like someone or something they do, let them know. Even if it is an honest critique without being critical or I hate your guts negative, it would be appreciated. Why not pay me to do what I love, but then again, why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free?

I am all over the world so to speak, as I am interested in many things and in many people. My profile reads that I am an artist (multiple mediums), an entrepreneur (I have several businesses), and that I am an I-Magineer (an engineer of imagination). I am a light writer which is what photography literally means and what a photographer does, they write with light. What a poet is, is pretty self-explanatory. A word weaver is simply one that weaves with words, a writer.

All that I do or try to do, centers on these things. Lastly, I am an AMER-I-CAN.  It is a self-professed title, indicative of the potential of each of, WE the people of the United States of America. Each of us can say, I-CAN! Each of us can affect change in our individual lives, in the lives of our families, friends, and associates and to the whole of our country and the peoples of the world. WE are not WE without freedom and without freedom, there can be no more WE. Lets us commit or recommit ourselves to this cause, forsaking all parties, our particular sex, our race, color, beliefs, opinions, intellect, and economic status. WE are a nation of individuals, but we were united as one people, for FREEDOM. WE can be connected or reconnect on Twitter. This is, my Twitter agenda. I have no others!

Dahni

The Weaving and The Weaver

•July 1, 2009 • 1 Comment

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My life is but a weaving between the Lord and me

I may choose the colors, but He works steadily

Often there is woven sorrow and I in foolish pride

Forget He sees the upper and I the underside

Not til’ the loom is silent and the shutters cease to fly

Shall God unroll the weaving and explain the reason why

The dark threads are as needful in the Weaver’s skillful hand

As the threads of gold and silver in the pattern He has planned

revised from

Author Unknown

In Her Eyes

•April 2, 2009 • 1 Comment

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In Her Eyes © Copyright 2009 by Dahni & I-Magine

 

How Can We Know

by Dahni

We mere mortal men – proud and upright;
with our bow stretched taut
and a quiver of arrows
in hunt and search for prey,
find our hearts cornered and captured
by a goddess.

How can we know,
the blood red thoughts of her heart?

We take a cup of courage to our lips,
but dare not ask,
for fear of being stricken down.
We take yet another cup of courage
to our lips,
but dare not ask,
for our words could be slurred by the cups of courage;
and fear her words could be feigned.
How can we know?

Some the heart – worn upon the sleeve.
Some the heart – penned upon parchment,
heard with the ears;
spoken with the lips;
read with the eyes.
How can we know – deaf, mute and blinded?

How can we know?

How is it that we look, but cannot see?
Our eyes clouded with tears of hope,
haze our own arrow lodged there.

How can we know?

The contents of a woman’s heart,
is in her eyes,
for there she is loved
and is in love.

From the collection: ‘Full Measure’ © 2009 by the same author

Fractals

•May 4, 2008 • 1 Comment

Copyright © Doug Harrington 2002

    What are Fractals?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Benoit Mandelbrot,
The father of fractal geometry

Definitions:
Fractals: A geometric pattern that is repeated (iterated) at ever smaller (or larger) scales to produce (self similar) irregular shapes and surfaces that cannot be represented by classical (Euclidian) geometry. Fractals are used especially in computer modeling of irregular patterns and structures found in nature.

Computer generated and a Fractal found in nature

Iteration: The process of repeating a set of instructions a specified number of times or until a specific result is achieved. Relative to this art form, fractals are a unique art form using mathematical formulas to create art with an infinite diversity of form, detail, color and light. In simple terms, a fractal is a graphical image that represents the behavior of a mathematical equation.

   The formula used determines how each pixel in an image is formed and colored. (Pixels are the smallest display elements that make up the images you see on a computer monitor or television.) A typical fractal image contains millions of these pixels. These complex images of extraordinary beauty can arise out of fairly simple mathematical functions and then by selectively modifying these formulas, changing coloring algorithms etc. one can create unique compositions previously unseen to the human eye.

 

changing formulas produce the unique design and coloring

   In the broader scientific sense, they are essentially geometric shapes or forms that are represented in natural objects, from a fern leaf or tree, to a spider web or snowflake, to larger phenomena such as clouds or even galaxies in space.

   What is unique about fractals? One major aspect, infinity! A fractal is infinite in two distinct senses, the macro and the micro. Firstly, it extends to infinitely large values of the co-ordinates, ie; outwards in all directions from the center. Secondly, it has infinite detail in that one can zoom (magnify) in or out without limit (at least in theory) to show ever finer detail. This feature is one of the key aspects of fractals, whether relative to exploring fractals as an art form or as found in nature.

   Another feature, which distinguishes a fractal image, is its property of self-similarity; an arbitrary region of a fractal looks similar (but not necessarily identical) to the entire fractal. Thus, fractals are analogous to DNA: just as all the information for a living organism is contained in its DNA, so does a small region (as small as you’d like!) contain all the information for the “parent” image.

   Fractals, in art and nature, can range from beautiful symmetry to the chaotic, from a perfectly symmetrical snowflake to a massive chaotic thunderhead cloud. But regardless of their symmetry or level of chaos fractals are everywhere we look and I hope the beauty of fractal art captivates your imagination!

looks like a child’s kaleidoscope

Text: Copyright © Doug Harrington 2002

 

Love Yah,

Dahni

Pop Up Book

•April 8, 2008 • Leave a Comment

By Dahni

04/08/08 2008

   I ran across this really fun video and I thought both it and the music used was really cool. Sharing it with you.

Love Yah,

Dahni 

Angry Artists?

•April 5, 2008 • Leave a Comment

© 05/05/08

By Dahni

I know, I haven’t posted here in awhile. My other blog at www.dahni.wordpress.com seems to be more of a daily post than this one at DahniDaily. Oh, well. Moving on…

…I heard the following recently on a soap opera of all places and it certainly must be true. :)

I know what you are thinking, “What is Dahni doing watching a soap opera?” Would you believe skimming through channels and this particular show was being filmed at an art museum. Well it’s true.

The actors were in LA and and taking a tour of a very famous modern art museum. There was predominantly one artist being featured. The male actor turned to the female actor and said in sum and substance the following:

“Anger can be a good thing, it drives you.

I think a lot of artists are angry and

out of that anger they create something.”

My response? Thank you for asking.

1. First, stick to what you know (writers and actors)

2. Angry artists creating what? Hmmm pissed off art?

Cool, just what I want, to be Angry when I look at something some Angry artist made when they were Angry. NOPE!

Sure, we all need to vent, but either get it resolved before you do your art thing or resolve it clearly in your art so everyone can understand and are influenced to change for the better. Otherwise, don’t share your angry day, your angry moment, and your angry art with me or anyone else! Piss on me once and shame on you. Piss on me twice or more and I need to get the hell away from you, but you Angry artist person, just need to piss off!

Oh, and I could care less how many museums your Angry crap is in or how much Angry money you make or how many stupid art critics you have in your Angry corner.

I do care however, how many people are Angry because, your Angry BS is making their homes and businesses Angry! Hmmm, garbage in = ?

Try making someone happy or do something good for someone. There are no brains, talent “creativity,” or art involved with being angry. Most of us get like this regularly. Show us something different.

Love Yah,

Dahni

Starving Artists

•February 11, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Some old crusty bread, too hard to eat or for the birds to peck through, but to an artist, it becomes a palette for paint. Barely enough for a cup of old, stale and cold coffee, all of this which serves not for nutrition, but to keep an artist alert through the long ordeal of the imaginative process. Why is it so often dark here? Why is such a group whose end products should equate to prosperity and abundance for many, are themselves often the most destitute and among the poorest of the poor? Why do artists starve?

First, we need to define for clarity, exactly what is meant by “artists?” An artist is anyone that has developed any skill within the field of the ‘ARTS.’ It may be poetry, photography, painting, acting, dance and the list may well be endless. At some point in the mind, a conscious decision is made by the individual to pursue this field. It is no different than deciding to join the military, to become a teacher, a doctor or any endeavor. Something happens inside the mind, a connection is made, the light bulb of understanding is turned on, there is perhaps something profound which inspires, but what ever the cause is, we just “get it,” and the decision is made.

Next we need to understand that all of humanity is designed and normally possess a twin brain. There are two hemispheres to this amazing brain and each has specific functions unique to itself. Most of us are familiar with the terms, ‘right-brain and ‘left-brain.’ We know also what is meant when hearing, seeing or speaking the phrase, “out of the mind.” Old English (King James Bible and Shakespeare), use the phrase “beside themselves,” which in the vernacular or common language of today, we would say someone is insane, crazy, “nuts”, “batty” and other slang terms may come to mind. Now I am certainly NOT referring to artists as being crazy, but I am trying to show a difference between the functions of the left and right brains. Although scholars and experts disagree on which hemisphere controls or holds which functions, they do agree that the two exist and each have separate and/or unique functions. Verbal skill is dominated for simplicity, in the left side of the brain as is analytical skill. The right-brain controls functions such as the imagination or creative/emotional processes. Whether by birth, environment, habit or personal choice, each of us is predominately either left or right-brain oriented.

Artists often are generally predisposed to and usually prefer right-brain matters over the left brain. As such, verbal skill and communication may be lacking, which is necessary when it comes to selling or marketing ones work. Social skills as a whole are often lacking in artists for the same reasons. We may think of them as reclusive or social outcasts, weird or even nerds. A nerd by the way is still the richest person in the world. To illustrate a point, a great work was written entitled, “Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain,” by Betty Edwards. Left-brain people often get frustrated in trying to draw something realistic looking, because they are using the left brain to draw. An artist does NOT see an object as something real, but often as unreal or just bits and pieces of some abstract design. Within this right-brain mind, it is like a dream world or something not quite real. We are given this twin brain for a reason and this is so that we each are balanced and able to live to our fullest potential. When and where the left or the right brain is allowed to dominate the other, we have imbalance. OK, so an artist is for the most part living some incredible experience and life within their mind, but the fruits of these experiences once shared, have produced an immeasurable amount of wealth and have influenced countless lives.

The computer, software and the Internet, all of which you are now using to view this page, are all results of ideas, the seeds or fruits from the trees of imagination.Perhaps you are a teacher, a business person, sales executive, or a public speaker? You most likely use verbal communication every day. You analyze and make decisions, you move things and make things happen, but maybe you think you cannot draw, paint, compose music or do anything artistic. If you believe this you would be right and you would also be wrong. Just as you learned how to speak, you can learn how to be “artistic.” An artist can learn how to speak too!

Alas, as was said before, we each have an inclination towards either the left or the right-brain, at the the price of imbalance, losing out to the great potential from using our entire mind. If an artist has weak verbal skills, what are some of the consequences? We may become nervous around others, unsure of ourselves, lacking confidence in our ability to communicate who we are, what we are or even what we need and want. Such is the case of many artists, not having developed these necessary skills, but they have done and have produced and may well yet produce, incredible things which have and will change every life upon this planet.

Arts to an artist are like their own children. We would not like nor would an artist want someone else to name their children, raise them, control them, take advantage of or exploit them. I happen to have a friend that is a successful New York Times best selling author for historic romance. She has never once named ANY of her books! Perhaps this seems a small price to pay for success, but many artists fear being managed, controlled, or ’selling out’ their art for fame and fortune. You are now beginning to see why artists starve. They are artists perhaps because, this is all they have ever known or it is their choice. Fearing being used and manipulated for the benefits mostly to others, they often live reclusive lives in abject poverty. Not understanding how to sell or market their work, they remain virtually unknown, but their contributions would be enormous to the world if they were known.In order for their works to be known, someone(s) or something must draw them out of obscurity into the light of day. For centuries there have been patrons of the arts and governments which have supported the arts and the artists. Even the genius and the contributions of Leonardo da Vinci would perhaps have never been known, had it not been for such patron aide. But in the case of da Vinci, was it indeed a patron which helped him? One may do the research to find that much of the art and invention from da Vinci came from his spare time when he was not working. And his work? Well, he was actually hired not for his artistic prowess or his genius, but to entertain guests of a man of wealth. This research makes for great reading and if inspiration is not your forte, then how about something more practical, like how to write a resume that gets results. I believe Bill Gates (of Microsoft®), actually owns the original da Vinci letter where he for all practical purposes, was applying for a job.

Today in the United States particularly, art often is just business, BIG business! Often this industry which supports many other businesses at the expense of an artist is not so much about art per se, as it is about what can be sold for a profit and lots of it. Lets just say that an artist is really good, now what? How can we find their work. The lists of businesses and services that an artist might need would be almost endless, but I will list some, beginning with the basics.

First you need money, resources, a manager, an agent, and lawyers, marketing, advertising, and insurance. If you are a writer of some sorts, then add to the list, an editor. If you are involved with theater, television, radio or motion pictures, you most likely will have to join some union which takes a percentage of all the money you will ever make. Most likely, one will also need a publicist and it is not unheard of to pay them, $12,000.00 for six months with no guarantee of success. TWELVE THOUSAND DOLLARS? That may be more than a starving artist makes in an entire year! George Weston, an incredible photographer, once had one of his prints sold at an auction for over $100,000.00 and it was sold years after his death and at a price that was far greater than the entire income he earned during his lifetime. By the way, starving artists are very gracious people and very sympathetic to the plight of other starving artists. He opened his humble home and shared his little provisions with another starving artist whom had been living on red beans and cheap red wine. Perhaps Weston sustained the author of ‘The Grapes of Wrath,’ Jon Steinbeck?

Back to the basic needs of a starving artist. The least expensive of all the many businesses and clubs a staving artist must support is for copyright protection, although it may take 6 months to a year to receive your registration UNLESS – unless you have all the others above and expediters and extra cash laying around to get things done faster. Oh, an artist may have a multi-gazillion dollar idea, but it will cost a lot of dollars before they ever see a dime in return. But after all, many others are being fed, many others are amassing great wealth and many others are being propped up by the artists. There are three fundamental flaws in membership with the various ‘clubs.’ First, an artist generally is not one of means. Next, their take from the above machine is miniscule in comparison to what everyone else makes. Finally, they usually are never asked if they would like to support the rest of the world. In the end, it’s “business as usual,” “that’s the way it is,” “It’s our way or the highway,” or “If you don’t like it we will find someone else.” Yes, for a lack of a better explanation, an artist has to join a lot of clubs. What to do? TADAH! Enter the benevolent government, the national endowment for the arts and a multitude of other such entities. Ah yes, non-profit organizations designed for one purpose only, to make money in the name of art. Would you have any idea how much money, time and effort is required to set up a non profit organization or to get under the ‘umbrella’ of one, just so you could receive ‘public funding’? It would absolutely astound you! Don’t get me wrong, there should be some checks and balances in order to receive ‘public money,’ you know, taking money from others without asking permission for something you may not agree with or even like. Even still, a non-profit organization is perhaps the best way in this country to receive goods, services and money, a lot of all of it! It then ceases to exist for content, it’s just business. Lets just suppose you are fortunate enough to either start a NONPROF’ or benefit from associating with one. If you have been picked because of your art, your content, your lifelong experience and skill in painting apples, they may ask you to start painting oranges. That is if you want the peoples’ money that they control. Then again, you just might see a lot of crap in the name of art because it got sold, other artists could not afford the NONPROF’ trip, and well, they just have to spend the money or they will lose their funding.

Have you ever seen or read about a grant given to construct a room with a window wherein a single light bulb turns on and off at random? How about a French beatification award of $30,000.00, given to one for spray painting colored patterns around dog excrement and placing little tiny flags in it? If you do not believe me, research it for yourself. Look to the archives of Chuck Sheperd’s newsoftheweird.com Require the owners to remove their pet’s poop! Then grant some artist $30,000.00 to produce some real meaningful contribution to the beatification of the area. Coloring poop and sticking flags in it in the name of art?

Then there is the artist that paints with elephant dung. Another started mixing her deceased mother’s cremated remains with her paints and painting works of art? Then there is another that sets up such things as real corpses around a chess board and puts it in a public place to, to, oh forget about withholding, I’ll just say it, to SHOCK the hell out of people. Good for anatomy, for a museum, publicity and much money, but none of this is art to me. Everything in life gives off something! It could be something good or bad. It may make you sick or it could make you feel better. Even something as the way you say something make lasting impressions. Things get passed on and kicked around like a dog. I remember a man telling me his father explained to him how to determine if you have a ‘good dog.’ “If you throw a stick at the dog and it comes back, that’s a good dog,” he said. When I heard this I was thinking it would have been a ’smart dog’ if it had just kept going and left the moron to himself. Search the Internet for the following words: the message from water. What you will find will absolutely blow the lid off your head. Water responding to words spoken with praise and prayer, and kindness literally formed new and artistic patterns. Everything in life gives off something! Art and artists can make incredible impressions upon the water of life. Years ago I was traveling and looking forward to visiting ‘The Square,’ in New Orleans, Louisiana USA. This area was known for its artists that would come and paint and sell their works to the admiring public. I was excited to see and hopefully meet several of them. My disappointment was great as there were only a few, none of which had any art to show or sell. Those I spoke with were artists, but they were selling everything from reading palms, crystals and mostly anything to do with the occult. On another trip I was on the waterside of old downtown Savannah, Georgia USA. Walking along the old city, taking in the history and befriending a lot of pigeons with some leftover bread from lunch, I happened upon a very nice, semi-permanent, tent area called ‘the Artists Gallery’. Once inside, there were all kinds of stuff, most of which were neither original nor handmade. Of the 30 or so booths, I found only one artist. I liked her cards and bought some. On the back of each card was, well, you will see later what I saw. This same day, a man approached me and was selling palm frons that he shaped into the famous ‘Savannah Rose’. I liked them and bought two, but later found out he actually was trespassing on private property and stole the palm frons which he had to climb the trees to get. On the way back to my car, another young black man asked if I would like to have a pencil portrait made of my wife. I saw the small collection, but quality work he had to show and gave him permission. Actually, both my wife and I each had our portraits drawn. Here was this young artist, without a permit or a booth, drawing beneath a public shelter. He told us that the police would often be called and run him off. Many of the calls were made by other envious artists either wanting his space or his customers. In the end, he was excellent at what he did and without formal training. The drawings were wonderful, but neither of which looks like my wife or myself.

Remember the lady artist I bought cards from in Savannah? Years earlier I submitted a portfolio of work to and completed a 50 page evaluation, seeking employment with Hallmark Cards in Kansas City, Missouri. I had been involved with arts and had been writing poetry for years, so this seemed liked a natural move for me. However, I was rejected, but not for the reason you might think. I did not have a degree at the time, but it was not in art that Hallmark® was interested in. This was around the time that ‘Shoebox Greetings®,’ a division of Hallmark was just starting. Many of the Hallmark artists wanted to desperately transfer to this division. Why? Hallmark had recently installed custom designed software and Apple® computers. The person in charge of all the artists had absolutely no background in art. Artists were being replaced by computer operators whose main job was to change backgrounds or other elements around and reissue the card which had been used before. The artists wanted to transfer to Shoebox Greetings, just so they could continue to be what they are, artists. It is also interesting to note that Hallmark must and does subsidize many other smaller greeting card companies, for the tax write-off yes, but more so that they are not thought of as holding a monopoly.

OK, I have now mentioned greeting cards several times. Let me answer what was on the back of the cards from the artist in Savannah. This I will do by way of two images which will also be used to tie this whole starving artist thing together. We will just follow the starving artist through the ‘clubs’ or the BIG business of art.

Most everyone has seen the ‘bar code.’ It is on nearly everything purchased. Every book and many magazines contain the International Standard Book Number or ISBN for short. We are told that these are necessary so that goods and services may be easily ordered or re-ordered. But do you have any idea how many businesses and ‘clubs’ these represent and support or how much money is involved? OK, so here on my website I have both greeting cards and books for sale (among many other items). Lets start with the cards. First, I must join the bar code club whose access fees are based upon my actual earnings. What earnings if I am just starting out? Maybe I have a rich relative that left me money in her will and I can afford to join this club, now what? After receiving my very own and exclusive bar code I have to find other special “club members.” Next, I have to select an “approved and licensed vendor” to make my bar codes or invest in the software to do it myself (only after I have been approved to vend myself). When last I checked, after paying around $300 in set up charges and $12 for the bar code, the approved vendor will send me on a CD, my digital image that my printer can then print. Did I mention that I have on our webste at dshni.com, hundreds of cards? You do the math X $12 each!OK, suppose I get this all done, now what? Where can I sell a ton of my cards? Hmmm, the world’s biggest retailer is whom? That’s correct, Wall-Mart. After 2008, there will only be Super Centers at Wall-Mart which means groceries. To sell my cards in a grocery, I have to join another club, the grocers’ club, and pay more fees. So this now done, I will then have to move to and live in Northwest Arkansas, just to start to do business with Wall-Mart. Well cool, suppose they agree to buy one million of my cards. For every day they are not received by their distribution center, I have to pay them sometimes thousands of dollars in late fees per day, but they can cancel my order up to and including, the day before I ship them out, with no penalty to them. By the way, I would most likely be responsible for servicing my cards, providing my own racks and displays (according to their specifications), take care of shortages, defective or damaged products, and buy back every single card that does not sell. That’s all right; I can then join another club and sell my unsold cards at the discounted card shops for still less than what I bought them back from Wall-Mart for. If they then do not sell there and after I buy them back again, I can donate them or write them off as bad business expenses along with the printer’s money I still owe as well as the interest on the loans. This can only happen for a limited time though, as the government is going to want to see a profit sooner than later.It’s on to the Harry Potter world of magic and books. Yes books, those that require the ISBN and all the stuff from all the above plus membership with paid dues into the ISBN club. Then I have to get a publisher and join their club, but I cannot join unless I have my agent submit the work, that will only be submitted if I have paid my marketing, law firm, advertising, bank, government, grocer club, bar code club, publicist and on and on. This is just the way it is. Get ready to throw the tea overboard as this is exploitation with recrimination, I mean taxation without representation. OK so this refers to government taxing its people without representation (taking without asking), but isn’t this lack of representation taxing the hell out of starving artists too!

Well my goodness, I have to be a billionaire BEFORE I can be an artist so that I can afford to pay everyone else before I can get paid. This is only part of the reasons for the starving artist syndrome.

A major cause is you and I. When we were children, to most of us, life was simple. We either liked something or we did not. Somewhere along the way in our growing up, we have observed crap being sold as art and wondered why. If a certain person says it is cool, many make their decisions based solely on these opinions of others. If money can be made on crap, then crap will be sold as art. There is also a lot desensitizing present in our society. “Oh, my God, not another flower picture. How yesterday!” Can you just imagine a rose deciding not to grow because the bees pollinated it last year and besides, we have already seen the damn thing countless times? How blaze to smell another rose! Why not try to convince the rose to change its color, fragrance, shape or ask, “Can I get fries with that?” The great American humorist and author, Mark Twain (Samuel Clemmons), self-published some of his work. Many others have done the same. The Internet gave new hope to artists initially, but online publishing companies have sprung up everywhere on the web. Now there are other clubs to join. Submit you work online – “Sorry we are not taking new submissions at this time.” “Do you have an agent only a recognized agent can submit new work.” FREE artist sites are now available, but if you want anyone to buy your stuff you must pay for an enhanced artists’ portfolio portal. Have you submitted your site to google, yahoo and others? Cool! Oh did you want someone to actually buy something? Well then, you must pay for SEO (search engine optimization), and keywords. Get those meta tags in order, so the search bots can spider your website, you did want to be listed on the first or second page of the search engines did you not? Perhaps join and pay the PayPal, Ebay or the Home Shopping Network clubs. You do need a shopping cart, secure network, encryption, broad band etc. to handle the 10,000 hits to make just one sale. Try banner ads, blogs and resellers. What an incredible amount of wealth (greed), is being generated from ideas that have all come from some kind of artist!Have you ever been to or seen advertisements of a ’starving artist show’? At first it seems like this might be a great thing. We might believe that we can both buy some bargain art and help some starving artists. The reality is often quite different though. Most of these shows are manned not by artists, but salespeople. More than once is too often that the work we view is NOT the work of an artist at all. Sometimes many people are employed for next to nothing, just to complete not one piece but many. To keep from paying anyone a fair wage for producing art or from claiming the work as their own, many people may work on a single piece of the painting for example. Many of these same people are not artists. For explanation, let’s say you are the red dot person and I am the blue stroke person. All day long you paint nothing but red dots on countless canvases and I paint only blue strokes. Neither of us may have any clue what the final pieces will look like or even who signs their name to it. So now new ‘clubs’ have discovered ways to make money off of starving artists.Art is usually expensive because of the multitude of clubs it feeds and often because expenses are so great. Expenses rise when people looking for something cheap, think a fair price is too expensive. We often equate cost with value. If it costs a lot it must be good, but if it costs a lot we can’t afford it. If it is cheap, it must be crap. Meanwhile somewhere, someone is painting with real crap and selling it because so and so says it’s art and if so and so says it’s art, it must be good. So the demand is created and people buy it. For crying out loud, we need to just get honest and think for ourselves. We do not need ANYONE to tell us what we do or do not like. We do not need an art degree, an expert or some critic to define for us what we should and should not like. The starving artist is easy to recognize too. They are the ones we see doing their thing and are actually trying to sell their own work, because they cannot afford to join the ‘clubs’. If you see and like it and can afford it, buy it!! Art is not for self alone. It is supposed to be a mutually beneficial thing in life among the artist and you and I. It is meant to be shared, but not exploited. It is not solely for an investment, but it is an investment in the future. Investments are meant to take time, something done for the long haul, not bought and sold when the marketplace fluctuates or someone gets mad and pulls out their investment, influencing others to follow suit. Most artists I have ever met are highly skilled, which by the way are for the most part unknown and far greater in skill than what the general public classifies as great art by great artists. Most artists I have ever met are not in the least bit greedy. They only really and truly desire three things: the freedom to express, to share with others and to make their living from what they love. They are generally not selfish, self-absorbed perhaps, but there is a difference.This is all why artists starve and why dahni.com is the only place you can purchase our products. Yes it is my site and maybe you think this is all self-serving. I am making a point and quite frankly, I cannot afford to join all the clubs.

Artists starve sometimes because they either don’t have enough food or they forget to eat. Sometimes they cannot be interupted with food. Sometimes they suffer from mal-nutrition because, they eat the wrong things and even sometimes, only enough to shut off the noise from the growling stomach.They love what they do, often even more than they desire to eat. Being so absorbed and so focused on something can have its detriment to ones health physically, mentally, intellectually and emotionally. The whole key again is balance. This balance is the twin brain. Why do artists starve? Do they starve because they are insane? Why did Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear, because he was nuts? Maybe it was because he was just starving, and his ear was the closest item without having to stop painting?

So the next time you see some weird person (their verbal skills lacking and living inside their right brains), and they are playing in some sand box, out of the way; off the beaten track and are building beautiful castles in the sand, all alone and unknown, if you like what they do, BUY IT! Perhaps they then can afford to buy real bread and a hot cup of coffee. Perhaps not only will you have been enriched by their lives, but they will be able to join all the clubs which will in turn, produce great wealth and benefits to the entire human race. See the artist up ahead on the exit ramp? What is that they are holding out? A handout is not the same thing as a hand up or a helping hand by the way. Oh, I can clearly see it now, they are holding up a handmade sign that reads: WILL FEED (the world) FOR WORK!

This Article was the lead story 6/21/2006 at http://www.bitsofnews.com

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